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About Me Member Wise Ass Binge-and-PurgeFemale/Unknown Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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INFJ personality types, being that I am one myself

Curvy hips and their oh-so fluid motions, that catch my eyes and dazzle my mind

Not Apollonian, but Dionysian personas, as I identify much more closely with them

Femininity in all its beauty, though I hate superioristic Feminists with a passion

My utter lack of time perception, as confusing as it tends to be normally, can help me to distance myself from anything painful or recent

Music without lyrics, let the instruments convey what even words cannot

Watersports; degredation from something with such a psuedo-steril quality makes for interest in my mind

"Contents Under Pressure" people: Stable only when in the heat of it, and useless at all other moments, the more ridiculously useless the better

Subtle gay/lesbian innuendo in children's television programming

My constant, vibrating companion: The cell phone

People who dye their pubic hair an unusually bright and contrasting color to the natural shade on their head

Neon light displays flashing a deal on an item you wouldn't have had to save on if you had just never read the sign

The feeling of fingertips brushing against my raw lips

Graphic acts one might cringe at normally, now tasteful with the mere addition of a plexiglas case

The sound of spare change clinking against your thigh after a resassureing pat; usually followed by a satisfied nod

Unsightly bulges in the pants of our shameless young men, yes I notice...

Foreign films dubbed in English, where the dialogue continues for three and four second after all mouths have stopped moving "Look mummy! Ventriloquists!"

Ingenious and extremely overplayed rants about the supposed intent put into a piece of art by a social and artistic retard

Sudden, ironically staged movie scenes where full blown intellectual perceptions, reflecting on the very nature of man are eloquently stated... Followed promptly by graphic sex and violence

Text whose main theme is that of murdering and rapeing their victims, in that order

The sickeningly sweet smell of ripe fruit in the midday heat

Having a surprisingly giddy moment while watching a dull and repetitious action

An unusually cruel punishment, but only so to that specifically OCD person

People so posessed by the need for proper grammar, they express it even while talking in their sleep

Watching a person so frustrated in a phone conversation they, in the middle of a word, violently tear the phone cable from the wall and seek to lodge the base of it at the nearest wall and/or person

Gifts of sausage during the holidays: Signifies humorously the giver feels the husband is inadequate and the wife might need "a little more meat in her life"

A plush, inviting bed with enough pillows and silken blankets that your body never has to touch the mattress

The joys of bondage, and what joys they are! Being held at anothers mercy or more likely lack thereof...

My come-and-go excited lisp and the false innocence it might betray to people

Her clothed and guarded body in need a little relaxation by myself, all too happy to relent

Being a woman in all senses, and having the gentility of one too in both mind and body

What the french took out enough time to give an appropriate title: "la petite mort" or "the little death"

Sub note: Ive a great love for them and irony alike; see how smoothly I pulled that one off

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  • Interests: Sex and Sexuality
  • Favourite artist: Gustav Klimt
  • Favourite poet or writer: Franz Kafka

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